CRUSHED MY WAY TO A FULL-TIME JOB

Well, it all started since I was just your typical ogre hanging out in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring talking animals. But here I am, proving that even this humble ogre can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work with minimum wage. Shrek's wishing of escape, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. His tried to quit, bu